With Derek Dorsett back, the hockey forecast was for stormy conditions with a 50 percent chance
of a hurricane. It just so happens that the Blue Jackets were in need of a hurricane, and if not a
hurricane, then, well, something.
That "something" is what Dorsett does. It's why that 1-5-3 record the Jackets compiled while
Dorsett was nursing a concussion was understandable, even if it was somewhat surprising.
Dorsett is a shift-disturber, as Blue Jackets broadcaster George Matthews calls it when he's not
on the air, because on the air it sounds too much like an off-color phrase that describes what
Dorsett does even better. When Dorsett is skating around the ice hitting everything that moves, and
some things that don't, he raises the team's energy level because, as coach Ken Hitchcock says, it
makes all of his teammates accountable.
How can anyone skate through the motions when one of his teammates is out there trying to start
World War III?
"I wish I was in the old era, you know?" Dorsett said yesterday morning. His eyes brightened at
the question. He was wearing a crooked smile. "I played junior A and I think I played 20 games and
had 180 penalty minutes 25 fights."
Old-time hockey fits Dorsett's style, which isn't to say that an NHL team can't use a player
like him now. It would be difficult to attribute the Blue Jackets' 3-0 win last night over the
Florida Panthers to the fourth-line dynamo, but who really knows what difference a guy makes when
he is revving his engine that hard?
At one point in the first period, he took a hard go at Panthers defenseman Dmitry Kulikov, and
when Kulikov ducked, Dorsett flew over the top of him like a heat-seeking missile.
"If he played in the old days and we had the new rules, I'd be broke," Hitchcock said. "I would
be absolutely broke. I'd be walking the streets. Both of us would be in a lot of trouble. I coached
in the old days and I would be getting a lot of phone calls.
"He's a throwback. But those guys, that's a dying breed. That's a real dying breed. Teams are
crying for those types of players."
Hitchcock ticked off the names of some other throwbacks -- Darcy Tucker (whom Dorsett idolized
while growing up), Mike Keane, Brian Skrudland, Kirk Muller, Guy Carbonneau, Mark Recchi -- and
then said wistfully, "Those guys are hard to find."
Unless, that is, you're in the Blue Jackets' dressing room. Then all it takes is the time to
turn around.
Dorsett knows that he can bring the team's energy level up, but he seems almost reluctant to
admit it. His modesty seems funny because his on-ice persona is so aggressive. In that way, Dorsett
is a little like Jody Shelley, the Jackets' longtime enforcer, who was as nice a guy as you'd ever
want to meet -- off the ice.
"Any time you see a guy playing hard and finishing their checks and being the first one in on
the forecheck and working hard, well, when I see other guys doing it, it drags me into the fight if
I'm not," Dorsett said. "You're not going to feel 100 percent every night of an 82-game schedule,
so when you see other guys working hard, you kind of follow them. So if I can help out that way, it
will be great. But it's going to be a group thing that is going to turn this thing around."
The group did it last night. Steve Mason got his first shutout of the season, and Jason Chimera,
Derek Brassard and Samuel Pahlsson scored the goals. But having Dorsett out there, playing like
that concussion never happened, has to help. It didn't seem to affect him at all.
"No," he said. "Some people are different. For me, it doesn't bother me. I don't even think
about (injuries) when I come back."
Uh, that's not totally true.
"Well, I did think about it when I had a broken hand and had surgery, came back and three weeks
later and it still (wasn't) healed," he said. "I thought maybe I shouldn't drop the gloves and
fight."
He grinned.
"But I still did it."
Bob Hunter is a sports columnist for The Dispatch.
bhunter@dispatch.com